Misbehaving Sump Pump = AWESOME FUN

So I found out last night my sump pump got itself in a jam a day or two ago. And as a result of it being a typical piece of terran shite it decided to flood my fracking basement. So I got to spend Sunday ripping out carpet and underlay. Great fun, I highly recommend it. I should've known something was up when my hot water tank's pressure release valve died and flooded the furnace room earlier in the week. As bad things supposedly come in three's I'm wondering what fate has in store for me next. Maybe I'll get hit by a water truck. Boy, would that suck. Then again, it is Monday.